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What is TOM WATER?!

Some lunatic is try­ing to sell a four-ounce bot­tle of pool water… from a pool Tom Cruise, Katie and Suri swam in.

The seller says “Tom Cruise water can be used in rit­u­als, potions, or per­fumes.  It can be dabbed behind the ears or on the wrists for good luck. You can place some of it around the hearth of your home or bap­tize your baby with it for all I care!”

If you’re flat crazy, bid here:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Limited-supply-4oz-Authentic-Tom-Cruise-Water-which-he-swam-July-16–2011-/150734534319?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item23187a76af#ht_500wt_1360

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