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Taylor Swift Parody!

Maybe you’ve heard, but Tay­lor Swift’s lat­est song “We Are Never Ever Get­ting Back Together” is kind of a big deal. It’s got a ton of down­loads and is fly­ing up the charts.

I won’t lie though, when I first read the title of the song, I imme­di­ately thought she might be mak­ing fun of the fact that she always sings about breakups. But I lis­tened to the song and real­ized that this is like the 579th song she has made about some sort of a breakup. I then had the fol­low­ing inner-cranial con­ver­sa­tion with myself.

Me: “Gee, Tay­lor Swift sure sings a lot about breakups.“
Brain: “Yes, she does. Has she even sung about any­thing besides that?“
Me: “I don’t think she has. I mean, what would hap­pen to her if she actu­ally set­tled down with a guy? She wouldn’t have any­thing to sing about.“
Brain: “Well, she is dat­ing that Conor Kennedy guy right now. But how long before he gets dumped.“
Me: “I don’t know, but I can’t wait to hear the song about it.“
Brain: “Don’t you real­ize that there is a big­ger prob­lem here? Like maybe it’s TAYLOR who has these so-called “issues”? Or that maybe some work needed to be done on those rela­tion­ships?“
Me: “Holy toledo, you’re right Brain! Maybe it’s TAYLOR’S fault or the lack of will­ing­ness to work on the rela­tion­ship! This is like the break­through of the year!“
Brain: “I know. Pretty inter­est­ing, huh?“
Me: “I won­der if some­body has made some sort of com­men­tary or par­ody video about this very sub­ject.“
Brain: “YouTube would be a good place to look for that.“
Me: “Good think­ing Brain. I mean, hey, that’s your job, right? To think for me?“
Brain: “Yep. Keep it real.”

I went to YouTube and VOILA! There was a video that had just been posted about the exact thing I was talk­ing to myself about!

Before you get to the video, I would just like to clar­ify that I am not in any­way bash­ing on Tay­lor Swift. She is a fan­tas­tic artist and makes mil­lions of dol­lars pro­duc­ing these hit songs. I just find it funny that it’s always about the same topic.

Ok, you’ve read and suf­fered through my ram­blings. Here’s the video:

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