Sim­ply, no.

Here’s the story: some girl goes to the test­ing cen­ter. A male student-worker says she needs to leave because her jeans are too tight.

She com­plains and another student-worker, this one female, allows her to test.

The story, often incor­rect, spread like wild­fire across campus.

Right now, offi­cials say that skinny jeans are not specif­i­cally banned.

Should they be? I say… no frig­gin way.