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Simon's House Burglarized!

How is this for weird:

Simon Cow­ell, the cre­ator of the X Fac­tor, was watch­ing TV at his house in Lon­don on Sat­ur­day night when he heard a noise com­ing from one of the bath­rooms. He went to check it out and found some ran­dom 29-year old woman stand­ing there.…. with a BRICK.

Some­how, the woman got in the house through a down­stairs win­dow and had been wan­der­ing around the house for quite awhile before Simon found her. She was also believe to have been lying in Simon’s bed.

How did Simon react when he found the woman? Well, there was not a phys­i­cal con­fronta­tion, but she was held up by mem­bers of Simon’s staff. The police finally showed up and arrested her for burglary.

The biggest ques­tion of the night? It is what Simon was doing just before he found the woman.

The answer? He was watch­ing HIMSELF on Britain’s Got Talent.

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