An old YouTube video called “Haunted Toaster” is getting a bunch of hits all of a sudden. It’s from a 1984 “Today” show segment on NBC about crazy tabloid stories.
One of them featured a woman who claimed her toaster was POSSESSED and was writing the phrase “Satan Lives” on all her bread. But it was obvious that SHE was the one writing it, because the letters were actually CARVED IN.
The best part is the end though, where she says she won’t get rid of it because, quote, “When all is said and done… it makes good toast.”
Yeah.… good toast and fireballs.