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Video: Awkward Posing

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Ever feel awk­ward when pos­ing for a pic­ture? This video is proof it IS awkward.

VIDEO: Infomercials

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You can’t avoid them. They are per­sis­tent. They want you to spend your hard-earned money.

And I love them.

Yes! Infomer­cials are made for those prod­ucts that need your con­vinc­ing that they work. And some of the ads are RIDICULOUS.

For exam­ple, remem­ber the Snug­gie? (Which, by the way, I am work­ing on get­ting a Z103 ver­sion of the Snug­gie). Seri­ously though, could you not laugh out loud at some of the quirks in the infomercial?

Let me tell you though, the guy from the Slap Chop (his name is Vince) rev­o­lu­tion­ized infomer­cials. Some­how, some­way, he made them INTERESTING.

And since he made it inter­est­ing, other awe­some peo­ple out there wanted to make them more inter­est­ing.… like DJ Steve Porter, who remixed the Slap Chop commercial:

Even with some good infomer­cials out there, there are the BAD ones. They are pretty much on every chan­nel at all times of the day. I’m not going to bore you with those. But I am going to share with you MY infomer­cials that I made for fun.

DISCLAIMER: The fol­low­ing infomer­cials are entirely of a satir­i­cal nature. No prod­ucts are really being sold. I, Matty Mer­rill, do not endorse any prod­uct, speak for any com­pany, or claim asso­ci­a­tion to or with any­one named in the fol­low­ing videos.

This was the first one that was ever made. It’s called Barack Ball. This was made before I became a DJ for Z103:

I know you want to buy one now! Haha, if not that, you will DEFINITELY want to buy this! This one was made for a class­room assignment:

They are corny, yes I know. But for some rea­son, they were unbe­liev­ably fun to make.… which may explain why you see so many of them on TV!

VIDEO: Never Give Up

He was told he’d never walk again. Until a fit­ness trainer believed oth­er­wise. This story and the video’s music are gonna give you chills.

Upside Down House

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What the heck happened?

Noth­ing, it was built that way.

Why? No idea.

E*Trade Baby NOW

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You love those E*Trade Baby com­mer­cials. Admit it, you do.

But, every year, E*Trade has to find new babies to be their new spokesman since, well, babies become kids.

Here is the pic­ture of the E*Trade baby from a few years ago:

His name is Manolo Gon­za­lez, and he is five years old now. This is what he looks like:

And on that note, lets enjoy some E*Trade commercials:

Cat vs. Fish

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First it was Man vs. Pole.

Then it was Lion vs. Baby.

And now.…. Cat vs. Fish.

The fish is going at 100-to-1 odds.

AND.….. THE FISH WINS!!

Wait, what?

No seri­ously, watch this video and see for yourself!

It’s not the first time it has hap­pened either. This cat needs to watch out for FLYING FISH:

Moral of the story: if you have a cat and a fish, you bet­ter darn well have a video camera.

Don’t Text & Drive

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I nor­mally like post­ing things that will make you laugh and feel good about your day. This post, how­ever, is much more serious.

We are told con­stantly to not text and drive. There is all sorts of adver­tis­ing pretty much every­where telling you not to do it: bill­boards, TV, radio, your mother, etc. Peo­ple all across the world have been seri­ously injured or even killed while tex­ting and dri­ving, includ­ing peo­ple in East­ern Idaho and peo­ple that I know per­son­ally. Yet, the mes­sage just isn’t get­ting across to the peo­ple who need it most: EVERYONE.

The prob­lem is: every­one thinks they are exempt from the dan­ger. They think, “Oh, it can’t hap­pen to me.” If you think that way, you are WAY wrong.

How do I know? Peo­ple I know have been injured or even killed because of a car crash from tex­ting and dri­ving.… and they weren’t always the ones who were doing the tex­ting and driving.

I drove to work the other day and nearly got mowed over by some­one who was tex­ting and dri­ving. I watched them as the went far­ther down the road. They nearly hit other peo­ple… because they were dri­ving with their knees while their hands were pre-occupied.

So, when I found this video clip, I had to pass it along.

A non-profit orga­ni­za­tion in Bel­gium has come up with a clever way to show just how dan­ger­ous tex­ting and dri­ving really is.

They messed with stu­dent dri­vers by telling them the law was chang­ing, and tex­ting and dri­ving would be ALLOWED. But to pass their dri­ving test, they had to prove they could drive through an obsta­cle course and text at the same time with­out crashing.

Seri­ously.

Of course, they couldn’t do it, and the footage of them spin­ning out and run­ning over park­ing cones was used for a new pub­lic ser­vice announcement.

One guy who’s try­ing to do it says, quote, “If this becomes law, I’ll stop driving.”

That dude bet­ter stop dri­ving. And so should you if you text and drive.

Lion vs. Baby

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Nor­mally when you hear the words “Lion vs. Baby”, the Lion wins 100% of the time unless an act of pure awe­some­ness allows the baby to win.

Well, Baby, you win.

The fol­low­ing is a video from the Zoo in Port­land, Ore­gon of a baby sit­ting in front of a glass wall which con­tains a hun­gry LION. The baby is wear­ing a black-and-white striped hoodie, which makes the lion think it’s a ZEBRA.

Watch the awe­some video here:

The best part of that video is that the baby is totally obliv­i­ous to the fact that the king of the food chain is try­ing to swal­low it in one gulp.

Here is part 2 of the series:

I won’t lie, any­time that I go to the zoo, none of the ani­mals are out. Next time, I am going wear­ing a zebra costume.

Tanner Arrested

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One of the tannest women ever, Patri­cia Krent­cil, was arrested for tak­ing her five-year-old tanning.

Check her out… she looks so damn dumb.

 

CeeLo’s PAST

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CeeLo Green seems to be a pretty cool dude. But it wasn’t always that way.

RadorOnline.com is claim­ing that CeeLo threat­ened his wife back in 2001, which even­tu­ally led to his arrest for dis­or­derly conduct.

The 36 year-old singer was arrested in July 2001 after an inci­dent in which CeeLo smashed the win­dows of their Jaguar with a wooden statue dur­ing an argu­ment, lead­ing his wife Christina John­son to call the police.

He spent two days in jail and pled no con­test to the sin­gle charge and was put on 12 months pro­ba­tion, ordered to undergo domes­tic vio­lence coun­sel­ing and ran­dom drug and alco­hol testing.

Wow.

In 2002 Christina described her hus­band as “a really good man with a sweet heart,” but their mar­riage of four years even­tu­ally fell apart and she filed for divorce in 2004, claim­ing “men­tal and phys­i­cal cruelty.”

CeeLo says that music was the thing that saved him.

I was saved through my asso­ci­a­tion with music,” he said. “Music truly did calm a sav­age beast.”

Good to know that he turned his life around.