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Britney Bites

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Brit­ney was was way ner­vous at the X-Factor press conference.

She bit her nails down to the skin. Siiiiiiick.

Poor girl. It must be stress­ful mak­ing $15M for one season.

Kim kisses Kanye!

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Or is it Kanye kisses Kim?

Gaga Engaged?

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This CAN’T be right. Or is it?

A pho­tog­ra­pher posted a pic­ture of Lady Gaga the other day, show­ing off what looks like an engage­ment ring. The dude even wrote that as the cap­tion for the photo:

But sources are say­ing that Gaga is NOT engaged.

In fact, we don’t even know if she is dat­ing any­one. Last we heard, she had just bro­ken up with Tay­lor Kinney.

Video:Rebecca Black — Sing It!

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The CHOICE?!

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The Fox Net­work actu­ally landed some decent sin­gle celebri­ties to par­tic­i­pate in their upcom­ing dat­ing show, “The Choice”; you know, the dat­ing show that is a com­plete rip-off of NBC’s “The Voice”.

On each episode, four celebri­ties will choose a non-famous bach­e­lor or bach­e­lorette to go on a date with. Ini­tially, the stars will have their backs turned to the con­tes­tants, so they won’t be able to judge based on appear­ance. (Even though Fox already said that the can­di­dates are being screened for appearance)

Some of the par­tic­i­pat­ing celebri­ties are:

Joe Jonas of the Jonas Broth­ers
Dean Cain, who played Super­man on “Lois & Clark“
Sea­son Five “Amer­i­can Idol” win­ner Tay­lor Hicks
“Jer­sey Shore” stars Pauly D and Mike “The Sit­u­a­tion” Sor­rentino
Rob Kar­dashian
Rap­per Romeo
For­mer NFL star War­ren Sapp, and cur­rent NFL play­ers Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions and Rob Gronkowski of the New Eng­land Patri­ots.
Car­men Elec­tra
For­mer Miss USA Rima Fakih
Aus­tralian actress Sophie Monk, who was in “Date Movie” and “Click”

The Choice” pre­mieres on June 7th.

By the way, Fox is ADMITTING the obvi­ous: That ‘The Choice” was ini­tially a spoof of “The Voice”.

Fox exec­u­tive Mike Dar­nell says, quote, “What started out as a goof ended up being a ridicu­lously good for­mat. It really feels like a hit. It was charm­ing and funny … it works beau­ti­fully. It’s going to sell all over the world.”

Only time will tell for that, Mike.

Here is the promo for the new show:

By the way, the show has NOT received good reviews from peo­ple who have had a sneak-peek of it so far.

Gaga on The Simpsons

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Lady Gaga’s appear­ance on The Simp­sons will take place dur­ing the sea­son finale on May 20th.

In the episode, Lady Gaga comes to Spring­field to “cheer up a dejected and depressed Lisa.” A while back, Gaga said the cameo was “one of the coolest things she’s ever done.”

Fox released a 20-second promo for the episode, and in it Lady Gaga is shown in FOUR dif­fer­ent ridicu­lous cos­tumes, includ­ing her infa­mous meat dress, which Homer tries to cook and eat.

Here is the promo for it:

3-Point Landing

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I swear, the ‘three-point land­ing’ is in EVERY action movie, includ­ing The Avengers.

Don’t believe me?

Watch this clip.

Andre 3000 is JIMI HENDRIX

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Out­Kast band mem­ber Andre 3000 has his next movie gig. This time, star­ring as a 70’s rock ICON.

Andre is slated to star as Jimi Hen­drix in a biopic about Jimi’s early years in Eng­land, when he com­pil­ing his first album “Are You Experienced”.

The movie will start film­ing later this month in Ireland.

For comparison’s sake, here is a pic­ture Andre dressed up as Jimi and one of just Jimi:

That’s a pretty close match.

$200M in 3 Days.

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The Avengers has the biggest open­ing week­end EVER, even adjust­ing for inflation.

Does this $200M prove the reces­sion is over?

You Don’t Know Ice-T

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ICE-T, whose real name is Tracy Mor­row, went from being a gangsta rap­per to one of the stars of Law and Order: SVU. Well now, in an inter­view with US Mag­a­zine, Ice-T has opened up about things we don’t know about him.

Here is 25 Things You Don’t Know About Ice-T:

1. I’ll never say no to a friend. That’s why they always ask me to loan them money!
2. I can’t imag­ine what life with be like with­out my wife [Coco, 33].
3. The last time I cried was when Coco and I renewed our wed­ding vows [in June 2011].
4. I love grape Kool-Aid.
5. As a kid, I dreamed of being a bank rob­ber.
6. In fact, that was my first job!
7. My favorite artist is Prince.
8. I had my best vaca­tion in the Bahamas.
9. If I could time travel, I’d go to the Roar­ing ‘20s.
10. I’d rec­om­mend my mem­oir, Ice, to any­one. It’s the best book I’ve read!
11. I love all kinds of cereal.
12. My worst sub­ject in school: all of them.
13. My most embar­rass­ing moment was get­ting diar­rhea while per­form­ing at a con­cert.
14. Har­vey Kei­tel is my favorite actor.
15. I pre­fer to be indoors.
16. The first famous per­son I met was my neigh­bor­hood crime boss.
17. My best deci­sion was giv­ing up a life of crime.
18. I hate slow Inter­net load times.
19. I’d love to go to Africa.
20. I think I look like an armadillo.
21. I’m a diehard video gamer.
22. My favorite item of cloth­ing is sneak­ers.
23. Get­ting robbed at gun­point was my scari­est moment.
24. My favorite mem­o­ries are of Christ­mas when I was a child.
25. I can’t name the coolest thing I’ve done. Every­thing I do is cool.